That should be me.

Warning. Before you read this, it is important that you're not drinking or eating anything. Heh.

Ada 3 orang budak sedang bermain sembunyi-sembunyi. Nama pertama ialah Diam. Yang kedua ialah Bahasa dan yang ketiga ialah Gaduh. Ia adalah pilihan Gaduh pula untuk mencari Diam dan Bahasa. Jadi, dia pun tutup matanya dan kira sehingga sepuluh sementara Diam dan Bahasa mencari tempat untuk bersembunyi. Diam bersembunyi di belakang seorang apek yang sedang tidur manakala Bahasa pula bersembunyi di dalam tong sampah. Apabila Gaduh sudah selesai mengira, dia pun memekik dan bertanya,

Gaduh: Dah ready ke belum?
Diam: "Dah!" Diam jawab dengan kuat.

Tiba-tiba, apek yang sedang tidur itu terbangkit dari tidurnya.

Apek: Wah. Lu tak nampak ke wa tengah tido? Apa nama lu?
Diam: Diam.
Apek: Apa?
Diam: Diam lah apek.
Apek: Wah. Lu banyak punya kulang aja lo. Lu punya bahasa mana?
Diam: Kat dalam tong sampah.
Apek: Wa. Kurang ajo punye budak. Lu nak cari gaduh kah?
Diam: Bukan. Gaduh yang nak cari saya.

Hahahahaha! Hehh. Credits goes to radio Ria 89.7fm. Heard this yesterday night and thought of sharing.
Here's english version.

There were 3 kids playing hide and seek. Their names are Fight, Quiet and Manners. It is Fight's turn to find Quiet and Manners. So he counted to 10 while Quiet and Manners find a hiding spot. Quiet hid behind a sleeping uncle while Manners hid inside the dustbin. When Fight finished counting, he shouted and ask,

Fight: Are you guys ready?
So, Quiet shouted loudly,
Quiet: Ready!

Suddenly, the sleeping uncle woke up and said.
Uncle: Can't you see I'm sleeping? What's your name?
Quiet: Quiet.
Uncle: What?
Quiet: Quiet lah uncle.
Uncle: Wah. Where's your manners?
Quiet: Inside the dustbin.
Uncle: What?! Oh. You want to find fight is it?
Quiet: No, fight wants to find me.